Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

31-Mar, 2020
7 109 847 Ko‘rishlar soni

Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this video! Go to buyraycon.com/dannygonzalez for 15% off your order!
Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
Support Me
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
Follow Me
INSTAGRAM ► instagram.com/dannygonzalez/
TWITTER ► twitter.com/dannygonzalez
SECOND CHANNEL ► uzworld.info
SPOTIFY ► open.spotify.com/artist/6pDkmNhHCLh7YEb3sXceOs?si=8ZpMgF41SoufOS1UZ4vbkg
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on UZworld, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez

Fikrlar
  • HA

    Jack GrazerJack Grazer7 oy oldin
    • why when i comment ha in lowercase and get no attention but this guy comments "HA" and gets 75k likes?

      Jay DoughertyJay Dougherty7 kun oldin
    • Kxmmyqwq You mean 6.4 likes •0•

      Big Neil And little NeilBig Neil And little NeilOy oldin
    • JACK LMAO

      Haylen Yaichner TooHaylen Yaichner Too2 oy oldin
    • Even though I think the movie itself was very confusing I think you played a really good character

      SCREAMINGSCREAMING3 oy oldin
    • Pee

      MelobMelob3 oy oldin
  • NA siren was named after SIRENHEAD and sirenhead is a hucking lowd mouth

    some gaming industry tmsome gaming industry tm5 daqiqa oldin
  • Damn I just realized that the squishy bone dude is Freddy from Shazam

    Rubab BajwaRubab Bajwa6 soat oldin
  • just imagine his arm shattering than he gets a Loser/Lover cast

    StabbedBox FilmsStabbedBox Films10 soat oldin
  • 🧜🏻‍♀️ lf you were the studio head and someone showed you this script what what you think ?? Especially since it’s a kid’s movie !

    Mary CookMary Cook13 soat oldin
  • 🧜🏻‍♀️ Why did a non mermaid adopt her ?? 🛁

    Mary CookMary Cook13 soat oldin
  • Wait I'm pretty late but if she was always a mermaid that means she has never swam ir bathed so ummmmmm thats a dirty no fricka

    moon dwellersmoon dwellers13 soat oldin
  • Dan Dan The Mermaid Man

    TBB BlitzenTBB Blitzen15 soat oldin
  • 23:42 F A T A L I T Y

    yes _yes _15 soat oldin
  • Oh cool vid Danny

    CinnamonRollGachaCinnamonRollGacha15 soat oldin
  • « get away from us we don’t wanna help » 🤣 I died at the beefy leg 😅

    J. ZJ. Z16 soat oldin
  • Y'all i think the entire budget went into Sirens nasty little fish feet

    Hannah BarnesHannah Barnes16 soat oldin
  • “Guys my bones are getting squishy”.

    Your fellow personYour fellow person17 soat oldin
  • Due to "unforseen events"

    Danica VandenbergDanica Vandenberg17 soat oldin
  • 4:36-4:55 * *wheeze* *

    HanBer AnimationsHanBer Animations20 soat oldin
  • I kept laughing throughout the whole video :P

    TayzzleTayzzle21 soat oldin
  • THAT LITTLE GIRL COMMITTED MURDER

    AJ GamesAJ Games21 soat oldin
  • i watched this at like 2 am and i laughed at everything

    MrKiaMrKia21 soat oldin
  • Danny and I said "holy shit, what??" at the same time LOL

    Leila CoobsLeila Coobs23 soat oldin
  • 7:01 implying that mermaids are less intelligent than dolphins

    tea wreckstea wrecks23 soat oldin
  • Why would anyone go to the bathroom guys my bones are getting squishy

    Radio CubixRadio CubixKun oldin
  • she's katara

    Andrew AwadAndrew AwadKun oldin
  • I haven’t seen anyone go to the bathroom in 15 years ☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂

    Milk Man2.0Milk Man2.0Kun oldin
  • When Danny went ".....w" I felt that.

    Doctor Alto ClefDoctor Alto ClefKun oldin
  • She's a water and blood bender

    Valentin TorresValentin TorresKun oldin
  • BRUH SHE A BLOOD BENDER LMAOOOOOOO

    Supersniper5608Supersniper5608Kun oldin
  • How much do you have to hate your kid too call it Siren and ditch it by a bunch of mermaid hunter

    CaroDameCaroDameKun oldin
  • U are very wrong scales is an amazing film

    Jeremy PearceyJeremy PearceyKun oldin
  • I'm starting to get racist vibes from Danny lol, there are a lot of dumb/ psycho characters but he really goes out after the black guy

    mariam al saidmariam al saidKun oldin
  • 23:57 you should watch Avatar my friend

    EastiaEastiaKun oldin
  • 4:36 6:58

    BRENNA MAJORSBRENNA MAJORSKun oldin
  • 11:04 lol

    Awesome NuggetsAwesome NuggetsKun oldin
  • Squishy bones, and ambulance mermaid

    Awesome NuggetsAwesome NuggetsKun oldin
  • theres no nice word for ugly

    Magical pawsMagical pawsKun oldin
  • 12:30 I’m gonna say that the next time my dad grounds me

    Byron HardyByron HardyKun oldin
  • How is that the whole movie tho

    aura christinaaura christinaKun oldin
  • I don't know about yall... But I saw this... THIS IS FRICKIN AWESOME *Kidding* Kinda

    Ice-Cold RefrigeratorIce-Cold RefrigeratorKun oldin
  • I mean...I'm not gonna say it's a metaphor for puberty but...no mermen, body changes, blood, predatory men.... hahahaha fun mermaid movie....

    Morgan ConnorMorgan ConnorKun oldin
  • Pee pee poo poo oooooooooh

    Wesley HiotesWesley HiotesKun oldin
  • Like bruh, just donate blood every month or something. don't see why any of the hunting thing needs to be a conflict just pay the mermaids to donate blood for them.

    Jroxs12poneJroxs12poneKun oldin
  • I remember thinking this when I first watched this video but I never said it... but... Adam’s dad is kinda hot

    Miriam HalpernMiriam HalpernKun oldin
  • My names not siren but I’m named after one

    melody stockermelody stockerKun oldin
  • I have a personality crush on you

    Lidia GallegoLidia GallegoKun oldin
  • Why does Siren moan everything she says I hate so much of this movie

    HogfatherD23HogfatherD23Kun oldin
  • How is she a pure breed if there is no men?

    the toaster destroyerthe toaster destroyerKun oldin
  • "Danny i gotta say you are grounded as fu*" "AW CMON WHY CANT WE HAVE A NICE MOMENT" "I- DANNY YOU JUST BURNT THE HOUSE DOWN- ITS SERIOUSLY BURNING DOWN BEHIND US" "*W H Y C A N T W E H A V E A N I C E M O M E N T*"

    Kaydence MoonixlightKaydence MoonixlightKun oldin
  • siren LITTERALY MEANS MERMAID IN FRENCH

    call me constipated anus cuz I do not give a shitcall me constipated anus cuz I do not give a shitKun oldin
  • I want that girl 😂😂😂

    Piper AbbottPiper AbbottKun oldin
  • 15:15

    Cadence SignorinoCadence SignorinoKun oldin
  • Things I learned: -Mermaids are very sensual towards water -Hunters are creppy -when you're transforming to a mermaid your legs become a S T I F F M A S S -Mermaids Sing to file their taxes And most importantly - mermaids can S U C C someone out of existance

    LVBBoiLVBBoi2 kun oldin
  • PLeASE PleAsE pLEaSe I wAnnA helP SiReN

    GRAYRAPTOR13 !GRAYRAPTOR13 !2 kun oldin
  • I am now greg

    Jerry MouseJerry Mouse2 kun oldin
  • i can’t believe siren is a fucking bloodbender

    Skye HennessySkye Hennessy2 kun oldin
  • 27:14 I was thinking, "Oh, there's only three colors." Then he clicked on white and my mind is now being cloned and used as top-tier grenades at the army

    Can you SeeCan you See2 kun oldin
  • SIREN IS A MURDERER?! 🤯😱😭 omg that made me uncomfortable.

    Jesenia CooperJesenia Cooper2 kun oldin
  • Dude this movie was not bad tho

    Gaming with angel mGaming with angel m2 kun oldin
  • And adam and siren become friends: captions: *and adam and siren start to become F R E N C H*

    Angel RodriguezAngel Rodriguez2 kun oldin
  • Hello my name is Keegan Parsons, my last name sounds like person soooo.....

    T BT B2 kun oldin
  • This bitch just bloodbended this dude in a less rated r way what the fuck.

    Ethan ZimmermanEthan Zimmerman2 kun oldin
  • Maybe it Hurts or takes a lot of energy frame them when they heal

    Jacob HammersleyJacob Hammersley2 kun oldin
  • go to 4 45

    Edgar SantamariaEdgar Santamaria2 kun oldin
  • react to swedish advertisement or children's advertisement :)

    Annabel vdsAnnabel vds2 kun oldin
  • What do the mermaids mate with if there are only female mermaids.. do they mate with dolphins?

    HELLO THEREHELLO THERE2 kun oldin
  • She effing blood bent this man

    weirdlilpotatoweirdlilpotato2 kun oldin
  • When covid_19 began Well time to hunt mermaids

    Sharkboy 9231Sharkboy 92313 kun oldin
  • Danny made a really good point. Why do these mermaid characters sometimes act like they're a little too into water? When have you ever heard someone go "I live for air. I love air. It's my *everything".* I mean, some of that could be said ironically, but when they say it seriously like it's some sort of fetish or something.

    ChaosChaser 69ChaosChaser 693 kun oldin
    • @Annie The Mergirl See, that's understandable, but sometimes they play it up a bit too much.

      ChaosChaser 69ChaosChaser 692 kun oldin
  • hbnjvm n

    Zuhiy ManzZuhiy Manz3 kun oldin
  • She looks like an “actual” mermaid Yes Like these real life mermaids we see in oceans

    sv 93sv 933 kun oldin
  • Because the men are called Menmaids and they're like male anime girls, they don't like the mermaids

    Merry PelicanMerry Pelican3 kun oldin
  • water is a kink now

    pxrxmorepxrxmore3 kun oldin
  • but thats sounds like.. la.. laughing???(4:45)

    irl atsushiirl atsushi3 kun oldin
    • @Charlene Sia ikr??

      irl atsushiirl atsushi3 kun oldin
    • dude i thought the same thing too it kinda sounds like laughing? and maybe like crying???????

      Charlene SiaCharlene Sia3 kun oldin
  • Yummy air

    Kermit the godKermit the god3 kun oldin
  • How is that the first time she's transformed? Has she never bathed until now?

    Something to WatchSomething to Watch3 kun oldin
  • when siren told adam, "I'm.... a MeRmAiD!" Why would he believe her? DO you know how many times I've seen some random girl get water on herself, and starts panicking and goes, "GuYs! I'M a MeRmAiD! i GoT wAtEr On MySeLf AnD i'M tRaNsFoRmInG!!!!!!" and then continues to thrash around? I wouldn't believe her. I'd probably run. Or punch her. Maybe both.

    Chloe GilchristChloe Gilchrist3 kun oldin
  • Also why didn't they use theiir powers to cure covid-19?

    foxqueefoxquee3 kun oldin
    • covid-19 wasn't established yet because the movie was made in 2017

      Charlene SiaCharlene Sia3 kun oldin
  • you ruined my favorite movie......

    foxqueefoxquee3 kun oldin
  • dang, that dudes blood is clear

    Element StudiosElement Studios3 kun oldin
  • She wasn't named after a truck or a kind of light a siren is it the kind of mermaid that used her voice to kill people dummy

    potato_fanpotato_fan3 kun oldin
  • I think that the part about in the beginning about her not being able to go to the water it is like about like how she is in near the ocean because this is my voice changer thing so this is how I talk sorry

    potato_fanpotato_fan3 kun oldin
  • Stiff mass

    - Lunatic -- Lunatic -3 kun oldin
  • Like you said,it is a kid’s movie

    Margaret MolinaMargaret Molina3 kun oldin
  • Pausing in between sentences = acting

    Katylyn WilliamsKatylyn Williams3 kun oldin
  • His sponsor parts are so much more tolerable because he makes them funny

    SkógurinnSkógurinn4 kun oldin
  • 15:29 laughs

    Boin BoingsBoin Boings4 kun oldin
  • i love how danny just wants to point out that they weren’t even in the front when they moved to the front. thats so random

    Grainne KristufekGrainne Kristufek4 kun oldin
  • The ending could be fixed. Also doesn't jail exist because they could send Adam's dads friend to jail. And Siren should be arrested for killing someone but everyone is just proud she killed someone.

    Elurius De SheaElurius De Shea4 kun oldin
  • “We kill large human shaped fish” “Oh I get you kill SqUiDs”

    •rainy days••rainy days•4 kun oldin
  • look this movie kinda slaps no cap

    its not a phase momits not a phase mom4 kun oldin
  • yum yum water

    RainingCamyQuakesRainingCamyQuakes4 kun oldin
  • This video makes me laugh so much and put me in a good mood ☀️

    TheMaddHattressTheMaddHattress4 kun oldin
  • I watched this movie I actually kinda enjoyed it

    GostMysteryGostMystery4 kun oldin
  • I want to see Dan Dan the mermaid man episode one...

    G3TPL4YEDOE GamingG3TPL4YEDOE Gaming4 kun oldin
  • Her name is siren Siren head did you find my daughter

    Mr-somethingwired -l00l-Mr-somethingwired -l00l-4 kun oldin
  • WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW JACK DYLAN GRAZER IS THAT LITTLE BOY

    lovebunnylovebunny4 kun oldin
  • This is random but I just wanted to say it, THE SAYING *NO BODY ASKED* IS DUMB, for example you have a Instagram page about your LIFE and you post that you just had a baby... and people say *NO BODY ASKED* like think about that... 😶 THE INTERNET IS TO SHARE YOUR THINGS NOT TO HIDE THEM

    ʚ*.ɢʟᴀᴍᴏᴜʀs ɢʟᴏᴡ ɞ*.ʚ*.ɢʟᴀᴍᴏᴜʀs ɢʟᴏᴡ ɞ*.4 kun oldin
  • Is this literally just a psychotic knockoff of The 13th Year?

    CaldellaCaldella4 kun oldin
  • THE H U N T E R S ? Don’t worry you can use your STIFF MASS

    Swag Bros INC.Swag Bros INC.4 kun oldin
  • no one will see this comment Well hello there!

    ChickadiiChickadii5 kun oldin
    • wow

      ChickadiiChickadii4 kun oldin
    • why hello, do you enjoy каннибализм?

      MrsPaintFaceMrsPaintFace5 kun oldin
  • naming her siren is more like naming her murder person or murder human

    Daniel MakDaniel Mak5 kun oldin
  • .....

    Gingerbread DogeGingerbread Doge5 kun oldin
UZworld